belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
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Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
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He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
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