that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
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i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
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I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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