i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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