Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
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so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
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Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
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You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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