bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Randomize
