Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
third nipple confirmed
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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