I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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