She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
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the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
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What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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