For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
Randomize