She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I think my moral compass just broke
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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