Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
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i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
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Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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