I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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