her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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