She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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