i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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