So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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