fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
His hands were made for my vagina.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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