At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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