her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
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Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
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Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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