guys are not supposed to queef...right?
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
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I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
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I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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