Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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