Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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