He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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