That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
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the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
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We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
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