She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
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Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
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I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
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Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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