If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
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i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
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Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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