Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
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