Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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