Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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