The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
well I can't set my house on fire every night
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I spit up blood this morning
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means