Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
where are my eyebrows?
Randomize
