I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
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i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
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I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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