How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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