i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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