fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
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After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
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this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
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