Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.