we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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