We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
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