Dual....:-)
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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