So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
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