I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
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