no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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