i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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