so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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