what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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