sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
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it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
May the power of my ass compel you!!
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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