VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Randomize
