I don't think brook has ever known best
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
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He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
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You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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