white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
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