worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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