He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
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he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
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last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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