Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
40s are totally the cure
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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