Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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