This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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